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The Patdown with Ms. Pat

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The Patdown with Ms. Pat
The Patdown with Ms. Pat

The Patdown with Ms. Pat

Starburns Audio

172
Followers
1.7K
Plays
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After appearing on podcasts by Joe Rogan, Marc Maron, Tom Segura, Bert Kreischer, Joey Diaz, and Ari Shaffir, comedian Ms. Pat has decided to branch out on her own and create a truly unique and hilarious podcast with Deon Curry, Chris Spangle, friends, and family, she dives into topics from backside meatballs to race. With their unique perspectives, the crew of The Patdown with Ms. Pat will make you laugh, think, and appreciate life a little differently.

Latest Episodes

Episode 26: Pilot Episode

EMs. Pat shot her pilot! She tells Deon Curry and Chris Spangle about shooting the pilot of a TV show for Hulu. She talks about kissing a co-star, bullying on set, gifts from agents, and her family visiting in Los Angeles. Deon gets Ms. Pat worked up over her losing Falcons. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/- Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown- Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown- Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

44 MIN6 days ago
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Episode 26: Pilot Episode

Episode 25: Tropicainical

EMs. Pat discusses Section 8 Housing not only as a past recipient but also as a present homeowner and landlord. She once she’s a woman on Judge Joe Brown. She also discusses how seeing a woman with a cart full of orange juice almost made her want to vote Republican. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/- Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown- Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown- Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

50 MIN1 weeks ago
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Episode 25: Tropicainical

Episode 24: Whizzinator

EMs. Pat is at war with the birds that live on her porch. She’s flat because she had her mammograms. She asks Garrianna about her click. Ms. Pat discovers whizzinators.- Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/- Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown- Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown- Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

39 MIN2 weeks ago
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Episode 24: Whizzinator

Episode 23: Does Your Church Have Snacks?

EMs. Pat discusses her weekend in New York and making a bomb between her legs. The gang also discusses Anti-vaxxers, church, God, and religion. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/- Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown- Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown- Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

36 MIN3 weeks ago
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Episode 23: Does Your Church Have Snacks?

Episode 22: RIP Cakes

EMs. Pat talks about cutting the bs with the RIP cakes. Leave the dead black people alone! She tells an unbelievable story about visiting her mom’s grave, and how she was escorted out of the cemetery. Ms. Pat tells Deon Curry and White Boy Chris Spangle her final wishes. She then begs Garrianna to get what is delicious. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/- Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown- Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown- Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

34 MINSEP 10
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Episode 22: RIP Cakes

Episode 21: Down On Your Lucky Charms

EMs. Pat went to Canada and can't get an American wifi to watch her Handmaid's Tale. She explains the show to Deon Curry and Chris Spangle. She explains how she'd turn her click into an MMA fighter to fight back. Ms. Pat talks about knowing a family member's home was nasty when the roaches crawled on her as a way to escape. She tells us about ghetto dry cleaning, and when she realized that she might be poor. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/- Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown- Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown- Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

36 MINSEP 3
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Episode 21: Down On Your Lucky Charms

Episode 20: Nay-Nay

EMs. Pat opens the podcast by taunting White Boy Chris Spangle. She then proposes jail time for anyone that licks Blue Bell Ice Cream. Deon Curry blows everyone's mind with a fact about vanilla ice cream. Ms. Pat explains why you can't live with hate in your heart. Ms. Pat debuts the next smash hit: "The Food Stamps Here." Ms. Pat and Deon try to set White Boy Chris up with Quisha's sister. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/- Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown- Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown- Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/-----Episode: https://www.dropbox.com/s/qt7v5kbjpqyp89x/020-Patdown-NayNay.mp3?dl=0Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

39 MINAUG 27
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Episode 20: Nay-Nay

Episode 19: Holy Polio

EMs. Pat takes on not vaccinating children after Deon Curry had a friend announce she was an anti-vaxxer. Ms. Pat explains where she messed up as a mom. A man in Indian began sprouting hundreds of teeth. Jeffrey Epstein died in jail and the crew debates if he committed suicide. Ms. Pat shares one of the wildest business models she's heard of. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/- Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown- Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown- Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

47 MINAUG 20
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Episode 19: Holy Polio

Episode 18: What if Ms. Pat Went Camping?

EOne of Ms. Pat's babies makes a memorable appearance. A pastor from Zimbabwe is selling to tickets to heaven, and Ms. Pat has some thoughts. Deon Curry wonders how much Ms. Pat's ticket to heaven would be. Find out what mega pastor Ms. Pat thinks is super F___able. Chris Spangle explains white teenagers floating across the ocean in pods. Ms. Pat then floats the idea of taking her family camping, and Garrianna and the family say no. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/- Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown- Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown- Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

43 MINAUG 13
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Episode 18: What if Ms. Pat Went Camping?

Episode 17: Big Blue

EMs. Pat is at the house and these kids won't shut up. The ghetto mom comes out at Ashely, Nikia, and Garrianna. White Boy Chris Spangle gets some too. Everyone debates if the cop that tased a 65-year-old woman was too aggressive or not. Then Ms. Pat quizzes White Boy Chris on black films. Turns out, he's white af. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/- Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown- Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown- Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

56 MINAUG 6
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Episode 17: Big Blue

Latest Episodes

Episode 26: Pilot Episode

EMs. Pat shot her pilot! She tells Deon Curry and Chris Spangle about shooting the pilot of a TV show for Hulu. She talks about kissing a co-star, bullying on set, gifts from agents, and her family visiting in Los Angeles. Deon gets Ms. Pat worked up over her losing Falcons. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/- Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown- Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown- Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

44 MIN6 days ago
Comments
Episode 26: Pilot Episode

Episode 25: Tropicainical

EMs. Pat discusses Section 8 Housing not only as a past recipient but also as a present homeowner and landlord. She once she’s a woman on Judge Joe Brown. She also discusses how seeing a woman with a cart full of orange juice almost made her want to vote Republican. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/- Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown- Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown- Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

50 MIN1 weeks ago
Comments
Episode 25: Tropicainical

Episode 24: Whizzinator

EMs. Pat is at war with the birds that live on her porch. She’s flat because she had her mammograms. She asks Garrianna about her click. Ms. Pat discovers whizzinators.- Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/- Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown- Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown- Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

39 MIN2 weeks ago
Comments
Episode 24: Whizzinator

Episode 23: Does Your Church Have Snacks?

EMs. Pat discusses her weekend in New York and making a bomb between her legs. The gang also discusses Anti-vaxxers, church, God, and religion. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/- Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown- Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown- Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

36 MIN3 weeks ago
Comments
Episode 23: Does Your Church Have Snacks?

Episode 22: RIP Cakes

EMs. Pat talks about cutting the bs with the RIP cakes. Leave the dead black people alone! She tells an unbelievable story about visiting her mom’s grave, and how she was escorted out of the cemetery. Ms. Pat tells Deon Curry and White Boy Chris Spangle her final wishes. She then begs Garrianna to get what is delicious. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/- Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown- Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown- Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

34 MINSEP 10
Comments
Episode 22: RIP Cakes

Episode 21: Down On Your Lucky Charms

EMs. Pat went to Canada and can't get an American wifi to watch her Handmaid's Tale. She explains the show to Deon Curry and Chris Spangle. She explains how she'd turn her click into an MMA fighter to fight back. Ms. Pat talks about knowing a family member's home was nasty when the roaches crawled on her as a way to escape. She tells us about ghetto dry cleaning, and when she realized that she might be poor. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/- Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown- Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown- Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

36 MINSEP 3
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Episode 21: Down On Your Lucky Charms

Episode 20: Nay-Nay

EMs. Pat opens the podcast by taunting White Boy Chris Spangle. She then proposes jail time for anyone that licks Blue Bell Ice Cream. Deon Curry blows everyone's mind with a fact about vanilla ice cream. Ms. Pat explains why you can't live with hate in your heart. Ms. Pat debuts the next smash hit: "The Food Stamps Here." Ms. Pat and Deon try to set White Boy Chris up with Quisha's sister. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/- Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown- Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown- Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/-----Episode: https://www.dropbox.com/s/qt7v5kbjpqyp89x/020-Patdown-NayNay.mp3?dl=0Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

39 MINAUG 27
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Episode 20: Nay-Nay

Episode 19: Holy Polio

EMs. Pat takes on not vaccinating children after Deon Curry had a friend announce she was an anti-vaxxer. Ms. Pat explains where she messed up as a mom. A man in Indian began sprouting hundreds of teeth. Jeffrey Epstein died in jail and the crew debates if he committed suicide. Ms. Pat shares one of the wildest business models she's heard of. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/- Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown- Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown- Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

47 MINAUG 20
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Episode 19: Holy Polio

Episode 18: What if Ms. Pat Went Camping?

EOne of Ms. Pat's babies makes a memorable appearance. A pastor from Zimbabwe is selling to tickets to heaven, and Ms. Pat has some thoughts. Deon Curry wonders how much Ms. Pat's ticket to heaven would be. Find out what mega pastor Ms. Pat thinks is super F___able. Chris Spangle explains white teenagers floating across the ocean in pods. Ms. Pat then floats the idea of taking her family camping, and Garrianna and the family say no. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/- Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown- Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown- Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

43 MINAUG 13
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Episode 18: What if Ms. Pat Went Camping?

Episode 17: Big Blue

EMs. Pat is at the house and these kids won't shut up. The ghetto mom comes out at Ashely, Nikia, and Garrianna. White Boy Chris Spangle gets some too. Everyone debates if the cop that tased a 65-year-old woman was too aggressive or not. Then Ms. Pat quizzes White Boy Chris on black films. Turns out, he's white af. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/- Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown- Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown- Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

56 MINAUG 6
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Episode 17: Big Blue