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Why Won't You Date Me? with Nicole Byer

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Why Won't You Date Me? with Nicole Byer

Why Won't You Date Me? with Nicole Byer

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Nicole Byer is single and has been for decades. She’s smart, funny, has a fat ass and loves giving blow jobs. So the question is why is she perpetually single? This podcast is a quest to find that answer.

Latest Episodes

Overcoming Emotional Setbacks (w/ Echo Kellum)

E"Please acknowledge your pain." Echo Kellum (Arrow, Rick & Morty) discusses overcoming life's pain after emotional trauma, controlling negative feelings, and his experience practicing abstinence as a Jehovah's Witness. They also discuss dream wedding locations, funerals, porn, and Nicole has a breakthrough- she's figured out what she's looking for in a partner. Check out Echo's SoundCloud: https://soundcloud.com/user-440510135 You can play along and see Nicole's dating app profiles and photos on her Facebook at:https://www.facebook.com/pg/NicoleByerComedy Be sure to rateWhy Won't You Date Me 5-stars on Apple Podcasts. Leave a dirty comment for a chance to have it read on-air. Follow Nicole Byer: Tour Dates:nicolebyerwastaken.com/tourdates Twitter:@nicolebyer Instagram:@nicolebyer Facebook:www.facebook.com/nicolebyercomedy Buy Merch:https://www.teepublic.com/stores/nicole-byer?ref_id=9649

55 MIN2 d ago
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Overcoming Emotional Setbacks (w/ Echo Kellum)

Managing Anxieties During Intimacy (w/ Dave Ross)

E"I would eat my ass for flavor, and you can quote me on that." Dave Ross (stand-up, Suicide Buddies podcast) shares his experience performing at a sex club, the story behind his first handjob attempt, and how to manage anxiety when intimate. Plus, they discuss which body parts would be the tastiest to eat. Check out Dave's new special: The Only Man Who Has Ever Had Sex at http://sex.guns.beer You can play along and see Nicole's dating app profiles and photos on her Facebook at:https://www.facebook.com/pg/NicoleByerComedy Be sure to rateWhy Won't You Date Me 5-stars on Apple Podcasts. Leave a dirty comment for a chance to have it read on-air. Follow Nicole Byer: Tour Dates:nicolebyerwastaken.com/tourdates Twitter:@nicolebyer Instagram:@nicolebyer Facebook:www.facebook.com/nicolebyercomedy Buy Merch:https://www.teepublic.com/stores/nicole-byer?ref_id=9649

53 MIN1 w ago
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Managing Anxieties During Intimacy (w/ Dave Ross)

Crying Boys (w/ Laci Mosley)

E"All I want is a dick that is also a coat rack." Laci Mosley (Florida Girls, Scam Goddess podcast) discusses reckless driving, which dating app has the cutest guys, and how she injured her clit masturbating. Plus, Nicole educates how to schedule a dick appointment. Go see Laci in The Wedding Year film. You can play along and see Nicole's dating app profiles and photos on her Facebook at:https://www.facebook.com/pg/NicoleByerComedy Be sure to rateWhy Won't You Date Me 5-stars on Apple Podcasts. Leave a dirty comment for a chance to have it read on-air. Follow Nicole Byer: Tour Dates:nicolebyerwastaken.com/tourdates Twitter:@nicolebyer Instagram:@nicolebyer Facebook:www.facebook.com/nicolebyercomedy Buy Merch:https://www.teepublic.com/stores/nicole-byer?ref_id=9649

44 MIN2 w ago
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Crying Boys (w/ Laci Mosley)

Breaking Up (w/ Paul F. Tompkins)

E"I was at a point where I was like... I never sorta played the field and had fun. I'm gonna do that now." Paul F. Tompkins (Between Two Ferns: The Movie, Threedom podcast) discusses how he met his wife, having fun in his thirties, and if you should break up over the phone. Plus, Nicole had sex and is very excited to share all about it. You can play along and see Nicole's dating app profiles and photos on her Facebook at:https://www.facebook.com/pg/NicoleByerComedy Be sure to rateWhy Won't You Date Me 5-stars on Apple Podcasts. Leave a dirty comment for a chance to have it read on-air. Follow Nicole Byer: Tour Dates:nicolebyerwastaken.com/tourdates Twitter:@nicolebyer Instagram:@nicolebyer Facebook:www.facebook.com/nicolebyercomedy Buy Merch:https://www.teepublic.com/stores/nicole-byer?ref_id=9649

65 MIN3 w ago
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Breaking Up (w/ Paul F. Tompkins)

Dating Neurodiversity (w/ Sam Pancake)

E"He said, 'I'd rather be dead than how old YOU are.'" Things get real emotional in this episode. Sam Pancake (Arrested Development, A Million Little Things) discusses dating people on the spectrum, losing your partners to HIV, and agism in dating. Plus, Nicole's neighbor's kids are flying drones on her property, and she has a bone to pick with AMDA. Check out Sam Pancake's podcast - Monday Afternoon Movie! You can play along and see Nicole's dating app profiles and photos on her Facebook at:https://www.facebook.com/pg/NicoleByerComedy Be sure to rateWhy Won't You Date Me 5-stars on Apple Podcasts. Leave a dirty comment for a chance to have it read on-air. Follow Nicole Byer: Tour Dates:nicolebyerwastaken.com/tourdates Twitter:@nicolebyer Instagram:@nicolebyer Facebook:www.facebook.com/nicolebyercomedy Buy Merch:https://www.teepublic.com/stores/nicole-byer?ref_id=9649

59 MINSEP 20
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Dating Neurodiversity (w/ Sam Pancake)

Hooking up on Craigslist (w/ Atsuko Okatsuka)

EAtsuko Okatsuka (stand-up, Let's Go Atsuko! podcast) discusses living as an undocumented for 7 years, meeting people on Craigslist, and being fetishized for her ethnicity. Plus, Nicole Byer shares her experience sleeping with a Trump supporter who just wouldn't shut up. You can play along and see Nicole's dating app profiles and photos on her Facebook at:https://www.facebook.com/pg/NicoleByerComedy Be sure to rateWhy Won't You Date Me 5-stars on Apple Podcasts. Leave a dirty comment for a chance to have it read on-air. Follow Nicole Byer: Tour Dates:nicolebyerwastaken.com/tourdates Twitter:@nicolebyer Instagram:@nicolebyer Facebook:www.facebook.com/nicolebyercomedy Buy Merch:https://www.teepublic.com/stores/nicole-byer?ref_id=9649

55 MINSEP 13
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Hooking up on Craigslist (w/ Atsuko Okatsuka)

Dating Someone with Commitment Issues (w/ Fortune Feimster)

E"You only get to cuddle if there's been penetration." Fortune Feimster (The Mindy Project, Chelsea Lately) shares the cute story how she met her fiancee at Pride, how coming out late in life affected her confidence, and the string of people she's dated with commitment issues. Plus, her and Nicole also discuss their experience working with Steve Harvey, and Nicole shares a bad hookup she had with a bartender. You can play along and see Nicole's dating app profiles and photos on her Facebook at:https://www.facebook.com/pg/NicoleByerComedy Be sure to rateWhy Won't You Date Me 5-stars on Apple Podcasts. Leave a dirty comment for a chance to have it read on-air. Follow Nicole Byer: Tour Dates:nicolebyerwastaken.com/tourdates Twitter:@nicolebyer Instagram:@nicolebyer Facebook:www.facebook.com/nicolebyercomedy Buy Merch:https://www.teepublic.com/stores/nicole-byer?ref_id=9649

71 MINSEP 6
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Dating Someone with Commitment Issues (w/ Fortune Feimster)

Problematic Issues of Porn (w/ Erika Lust)

E"I would like to see films where women's pleasure is also in focus. Where it's important to the story that she is also having a good time." Erotic film director, screenwriter, and producer Erika Lust discusses the science behind what arouses us, the problematic issue behind "teen porn", porn's worst stereotypes, and her favorite porn bloopers. Plus, Nicole shares her ultimate porn fantasy. Why Wont You Date Me listeners get a free week trial of XConfessions! Sign up today at: https://xconfessions.com/special-offer-nicole Check out Erika's Ted Talk: "It's Time for Porn to Change": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z9LaQtfpP_8 You can play along and see Nicole's dating app profiles and photos on her Facebook at:https://www.facebook.com/pg/NicoleByerComedy Be sure to rateWhy Won't You Date Me 5-stars on Apple Podcasts. Leave a dirty comment for a chance to have it read on-air. Follow Nicole Byer: Tour Dates:nicolebyerwastaken.com/tourdates Twitter:@nicolebyer Instagram:@nicolebyer Facebo...

74 MINAUG 30
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Problematic Issues of Porn (w/ Erika Lust)

Married at 20 (w/ Ron Funches)

E"We stayed married for 7 years - and we should've never gotten married." From the age of 20, Ron Funches (Trolls, Giggle Fit, The Eric Andre Show) was married with a son. He shares his struggles being in a committed relationship from a young age, and what it's like now re-entering the dating world with a son. He also shares the cute story how he mistook his current girlfriend for a robot on Bumble, expresses his love living in silence, and the changes in his dating life since losing weight. See Ron Funches on tour, and check out his podcast Gettin' Better with Ron Funches. You can play along and see Nicole's dating app profiles and photos on her Facebook at:https://www.facebook.com/pg/NicoleByerComedy Be sure to rateWhy Won't You Date Me 5-stars on Apple Podcasts. Leave a dirty comment for a chance to have it read on-air. Follow Nicole Byer: Tour Dates:nicolebyerwastaken.com/tourdates Twitter:@nicolebyer Instagram:@nicolebyer Facebook:www.facebook.com/nicolebyercomedy Buy Merch:http...

55 MINAUG 23
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Married at 20 (w/ Ron Funches)

Dating Dogs and Werewolfs (w/ Justin Simien)

E"When he came, did he go AWOOO?" Justin Simien (Creator of Dear White People) joins Nicole to talk about the kinkiest thing he's ever done, teach her about gay "puppy-pack" arrangements, and Nicole shares a story about dating a werewolf. Plus, Nicole's dogs are eating her weed, and she expresses her thoughts on Logan Paul. Be sure to check out the new season of Dear White People on Netflix! You can play along and see Nicole's dating app profiles and photos on her Facebook at:https://www.facebook.com/pg/NicoleByerComedy Be sure to rateWhy Won't You Date Me 5-stars on Apple Podcasts. Leave a dirty comment for a chance to have it read on-air. Follow Nicole Byer: Tour Dates:nicolebyerwastaken.com/tourdates Twitter:@nicolebyer Instagram:@nicolebyer Facebook:www.facebook.com/nicolebyercomedy Buy Merch:https://www.teepublic.com/stores/nicole-byer?ref_id=9649

74 MINAUG 16
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Dating Dogs and Werewolfs (w/ Justin Simien)

Latest Episodes

Overcoming Emotional Setbacks (w/ Echo Kellum)

E"Please acknowledge your pain." Echo Kellum (Arrow, Rick & Morty) discusses overcoming life's pain after emotional trauma, controlling negative feelings, and his experience practicing abstinence as a Jehovah's Witness. They also discuss dream wedding locations, funerals, porn, and Nicole has a breakthrough- she's figured out what she's looking for in a partner. Check out Echo's SoundCloud: https://soundcloud.com/user-440510135 You can play along and see Nicole's dating app profiles and photos on her Facebook at:https://www.facebook.com/pg/NicoleByerComedy Be sure to rateWhy Won't You Date Me 5-stars on Apple Podcasts. Leave a dirty comment for a chance to have it read on-air. Follow Nicole Byer: Tour Dates:nicolebyerwastaken.com/tourdates Twitter:@nicolebyer Instagram:@nicolebyer Facebook:www.facebook.com/nicolebyercomedy Buy Merch:https://www.teepublic.com/stores/nicole-byer?ref_id=9649

55 MIN2 d ago
Comments
Overcoming Emotional Setbacks (w/ Echo Kellum)

Managing Anxieties During Intimacy (w/ Dave Ross)

E"I would eat my ass for flavor, and you can quote me on that." Dave Ross (stand-up, Suicide Buddies podcast) shares his experience performing at a sex club, the story behind his first handjob attempt, and how to manage anxiety when intimate. Plus, they discuss which body parts would be the tastiest to eat. Check out Dave's new special: The Only Man Who Has Ever Had Sex at http://sex.guns.beer You can play along and see Nicole's dating app profiles and photos on her Facebook at:https://www.facebook.com/pg/NicoleByerComedy Be sure to rateWhy Won't You Date Me 5-stars on Apple Podcasts. Leave a dirty comment for a chance to have it read on-air. Follow Nicole Byer: Tour Dates:nicolebyerwastaken.com/tourdates Twitter:@nicolebyer Instagram:@nicolebyer Facebook:www.facebook.com/nicolebyercomedy Buy Merch:https://www.teepublic.com/stores/nicole-byer?ref_id=9649

53 MIN1 w ago
Comments
Managing Anxieties During Intimacy (w/ Dave Ross)

Crying Boys (w/ Laci Mosley)

E"All I want is a dick that is also a coat rack." Laci Mosley (Florida Girls, Scam Goddess podcast) discusses reckless driving, which dating app has the cutest guys, and how she injured her clit masturbating. Plus, Nicole educates how to schedule a dick appointment. Go see Laci in The Wedding Year film. You can play along and see Nicole's dating app profiles and photos on her Facebook at:https://www.facebook.com/pg/NicoleByerComedy Be sure to rateWhy Won't You Date Me 5-stars on Apple Podcasts. Leave a dirty comment for a chance to have it read on-air. Follow Nicole Byer: Tour Dates:nicolebyerwastaken.com/tourdates Twitter:@nicolebyer Instagram:@nicolebyer Facebook:www.facebook.com/nicolebyercomedy Buy Merch:https://www.teepublic.com/stores/nicole-byer?ref_id=9649

44 MIN2 w ago
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Crying Boys (w/ Laci Mosley)

Breaking Up (w/ Paul F. Tompkins)

E"I was at a point where I was like... I never sorta played the field and had fun. I'm gonna do that now." Paul F. Tompkins (Between Two Ferns: The Movie, Threedom podcast) discusses how he met his wife, having fun in his thirties, and if you should break up over the phone. Plus, Nicole had sex and is very excited to share all about it. You can play along and see Nicole's dating app profiles and photos on her Facebook at:https://www.facebook.com/pg/NicoleByerComedy Be sure to rateWhy Won't You Date Me 5-stars on Apple Podcasts. Leave a dirty comment for a chance to have it read on-air. Follow Nicole Byer: Tour Dates:nicolebyerwastaken.com/tourdates Twitter:@nicolebyer Instagram:@nicolebyer Facebook:www.facebook.com/nicolebyercomedy Buy Merch:https://www.teepublic.com/stores/nicole-byer?ref_id=9649

65 MIN3 w ago
Comments
Breaking Up (w/ Paul F. Tompkins)

Dating Neurodiversity (w/ Sam Pancake)

E"He said, 'I'd rather be dead than how old YOU are.'" Things get real emotional in this episode. Sam Pancake (Arrested Development, A Million Little Things) discusses dating people on the spectrum, losing your partners to HIV, and agism in dating. Plus, Nicole's neighbor's kids are flying drones on her property, and she has a bone to pick with AMDA. Check out Sam Pancake's podcast - Monday Afternoon Movie! You can play along and see Nicole's dating app profiles and photos on her Facebook at:https://www.facebook.com/pg/NicoleByerComedy Be sure to rateWhy Won't You Date Me 5-stars on Apple Podcasts. Leave a dirty comment for a chance to have it read on-air. Follow Nicole Byer: Tour Dates:nicolebyerwastaken.com/tourdates Twitter:@nicolebyer Instagram:@nicolebyer Facebook:www.facebook.com/nicolebyercomedy Buy Merch:https://www.teepublic.com/stores/nicole-byer?ref_id=9649

59 MINSEP 20
Comments
Dating Neurodiversity (w/ Sam Pancake)

Hooking up on Craigslist (w/ Atsuko Okatsuka)

EAtsuko Okatsuka (stand-up, Let's Go Atsuko! podcast) discusses living as an undocumented for 7 years, meeting people on Craigslist, and being fetishized for her ethnicity. Plus, Nicole Byer shares her experience sleeping with a Trump supporter who just wouldn't shut up. You can play along and see Nicole's dating app profiles and photos on her Facebook at:https://www.facebook.com/pg/NicoleByerComedy Be sure to rateWhy Won't You Date Me 5-stars on Apple Podcasts. Leave a dirty comment for a chance to have it read on-air. Follow Nicole Byer: Tour Dates:nicolebyerwastaken.com/tourdates Twitter:@nicolebyer Instagram:@nicolebyer Facebook:www.facebook.com/nicolebyercomedy Buy Merch:https://www.teepublic.com/stores/nicole-byer?ref_id=9649

55 MINSEP 13
Comments
Hooking up on Craigslist (w/ Atsuko Okatsuka)

Dating Someone with Commitment Issues (w/ Fortune Feimster)

E"You only get to cuddle if there's been penetration." Fortune Feimster (The Mindy Project, Chelsea Lately) shares the cute story how she met her fiancee at Pride, how coming out late in life affected her confidence, and the string of people she's dated with commitment issues. Plus, her and Nicole also discuss their experience working with Steve Harvey, and Nicole shares a bad hookup she had with a bartender. You can play along and see Nicole's dating app profiles and photos on her Facebook at:https://www.facebook.com/pg/NicoleByerComedy Be sure to rateWhy Won't You Date Me 5-stars on Apple Podcasts. Leave a dirty comment for a chance to have it read on-air. Follow Nicole Byer: Tour Dates:nicolebyerwastaken.com/tourdates Twitter:@nicolebyer Instagram:@nicolebyer Facebook:www.facebook.com/nicolebyercomedy Buy Merch:https://www.teepublic.com/stores/nicole-byer?ref_id=9649

71 MINSEP 6
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Dating Someone with Commitment Issues (w/ Fortune Feimster)

Problematic Issues of Porn (w/ Erika Lust)

E"I would like to see films where women's pleasure is also in focus. Where it's important to the story that she is also having a good time." Erotic film director, screenwriter, and producer Erika Lust discusses the science behind what arouses us, the problematic issue behind "teen porn", porn's worst stereotypes, and her favorite porn bloopers. Plus, Nicole shares her ultimate porn fantasy. Why Wont You Date Me listeners get a free week trial of XConfessions! Sign up today at: https://xconfessions.com/special-offer-nicole Check out Erika's Ted Talk: "It's Time for Porn to Change": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z9LaQtfpP_8 You can play along and see Nicole's dating app profiles and photos on her Facebook at:https://www.facebook.com/pg/NicoleByerComedy Be sure to rateWhy Won't You Date Me 5-stars on Apple Podcasts. Leave a dirty comment for a chance to have it read on-air. Follow Nicole Byer: Tour Dates:nicolebyerwastaken.com/tourdates Twitter:@nicolebyer Instagram:@nicolebyer Facebo...

74 MINAUG 30
Comments
Problematic Issues of Porn (w/ Erika Lust)

Married at 20 (w/ Ron Funches)

E"We stayed married for 7 years - and we should've never gotten married." From the age of 20, Ron Funches (Trolls, Giggle Fit, The Eric Andre Show) was married with a son. He shares his struggles being in a committed relationship from a young age, and what it's like now re-entering the dating world with a son. He also shares the cute story how he mistook his current girlfriend for a robot on Bumble, expresses his love living in silence, and the changes in his dating life since losing weight. See Ron Funches on tour, and check out his podcast Gettin' Better with Ron Funches. You can play along and see Nicole's dating app profiles and photos on her Facebook at:https://www.facebook.com/pg/NicoleByerComedy Be sure to rateWhy Won't You Date Me 5-stars on Apple Podcasts. Leave a dirty comment for a chance to have it read on-air. Follow Nicole Byer: Tour Dates:nicolebyerwastaken.com/tourdates Twitter:@nicolebyer Instagram:@nicolebyer Facebook:www.facebook.com/nicolebyercomedy Buy Merch:http...

55 MINAUG 23
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Married at 20 (w/ Ron Funches)

Dating Dogs and Werewolfs (w/ Justin Simien)

E"When he came, did he go AWOOO?" Justin Simien (Creator of Dear White People) joins Nicole to talk about the kinkiest thing he's ever done, teach her about gay "puppy-pack" arrangements, and Nicole shares a story about dating a werewolf. Plus, Nicole's dogs are eating her weed, and she expresses her thoughts on Logan Paul. Be sure to check out the new season of Dear White People on Netflix! You can play along and see Nicole's dating app profiles and photos on her Facebook at:https://www.facebook.com/pg/NicoleByerComedy Be sure to rateWhy Won't You Date Me 5-stars on Apple Podcasts. Leave a dirty comment for a chance to have it read on-air. Follow Nicole Byer: Tour Dates:nicolebyerwastaken.com/tourdates Twitter:@nicolebyer Instagram:@nicolebyer Facebook:www.facebook.com/nicolebyercomedy Buy Merch:https://www.teepublic.com/stores/nicole-byer?ref_id=9649

74 MINAUG 16
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Dating Dogs and Werewolfs (w/ Justin Simien)