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Why Won't You Date Me? with Nicole Byer

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Nicole Byer is single and has been for decades. She’s smart, funny, has a fat ass and loves giving blow jobs. So the question is why is she perpetually single? This podcast is a quest to find that answer.

Latest Episodes

Emojis are a Red Flag (w/ Whitney Cummings)

E"We're taught to laugh at guys' jokes that aren't funny so they don't feel insecure." Whitney Cummings (stand-up, creator of Two Broke Girls) explains why she likes to be the beta in her relationship, what's it like living with a sex doll of herself, and why emojis are a red flag for her. She also gives Nicole tips how to manage rowdy audience members at live shows and discuss why we shouldn't encourage bad jokes from men. Nicole shares the difference between dating improvisers and comedians. Check out Whitney's new podcast: Good for You Whitney Cummings. You can watch Nicole's episode here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aVbfBPkuQww

71 MIN1 h ago
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Emojis are a Red Flag (w/ Whitney Cummings)

Living with Nicole Byer (w/ John Milhiser)

ENicole's roommate John Milhiser (SNL, CollegeHumor) discuss how Nicole serves as a third in his relationship, if they've ever heard each other have sex, and their dog's drug problem. Plus, he shares what's life like living with Nicole Byer. Also, Nicole describes her experience crashing a motorcycle. Check out John's baguette Instagram page at @baguettemenots and watch his new movie Greener Grass. You can play along and see Nicole's dating app profiles and photos on her Facebook at:https://www.facebook.com/pg/NicoleByerComedy Be sure to rateWhy Won't You Date Me 5-stars on Apple Podcasts. Leave a dirty comment for a chance to have it read on-air. Follow Nicole Byer: Tour Dates:nicolebyerwastaken.com/tourdates Twitter:@nicolebyer Instagram:@nicolebyer Facebook:www.facebook.com/nicolebyercomedy Buy Merch:https://www.teepublic.com/stores/nicole-byer?ref_id=964

45 MIN1 w ago
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Living with Nicole Byer (w/ John Milhiser)

What's it Like to Finally Date a Good Guy (w/ Michaela Watkins)

EMichaela Watkins (SNL, The Unicorn, Big Mouth) has been boy crazy her whole life. She discusses the hot kids they were into, shares why her husband proposed with a t-shirt, and her mom's "orgies" with students. Plus, Nicole admits she's never said "I Love You" to anyone. You can play along and see Nicole's dating app profiles and photos on her Facebook at:https://www.facebook.com/pg/NicoleByerComedy Be sure to rateWhy Won't You Date Me 5-stars on Apple Podcasts. Leave a dirty comment for a chance to have it read on-air. Follow Nicole Byer: Tour Dates:nicolebyerwastaken.com/tourdates Twitter:@nicolebyer Instagram:@nicolebyer Facebook:www.facebook.com/nicolebyercomedy Buy Merch:https://www.teepublic.com/stores/nicole-byer?ref_id=964

44 MIN2 w ago
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What's it Like to Finally Date a Good Guy (w/ Michaela Watkins)

Having Tandem Sex (w/ Sasheer Zamata)

E"When you and your friend fuck at the same time, just in different places". Best friend Sasheer Zamata (SNL, Corporate) shares the time her and Nicole tandem-fucked in Canada and why it was an awful experience for the both of them. Sasheer shares her first kiss story and the time she witnessed a coke bottle dick. Nicole's dog got stoned again. Also, an unfortunate update with Zach. Plus, a special Audience Q&A segment where Nicole roasts a listener, provides pick-up advice, and discuss their drag king names. Recorded live in Tempe! Free Tracy's Dog vibrators were limited to the liveshow audience, but WWYDM listens can get 20% off! Just go to https://amzn.to/2NVrt67 with code "20LoveNicole". Offer valid until November 28th. Post your vibe and use the hashtag #ilovetracysdog! Be sure to rateWhy Won't You Date Me 5-stars on Apple Podcasts. Leave a dirty comment for a chance to have it read on-air. Follow Nicole Byer: Tour Dates:nicolebyerwastaken.com/tourdates Twitter:@nicolebyer Insta...

98 MIN3 w ago
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Having Tandem Sex (w/ Sasheer Zamata)

A Nightmare Wedding Experience (w/ Diona Reasonover)

EDiona Reasonover (NCIS, I Love You, America) shares her nightmare wedding experience which included a rear-end accident, a broken wrist, a typhoon, an ASOS wedding dress, and multiple wedding crashers. On top of that, she met her wife's parents for the first time at her wedding! She also shares her experience dating while she was a carnie, why she doesn't wear her engagement ring in the summer, and how Kirsten Bell's presence cancelled her engagement plan. You can play along and see Nicole's dating app profiles and photos on her Facebook at:https://www.facebook.com/pg/NicoleByerComedy Be sure to rateWhy Won't You Date Me 5-stars on Apple Podcasts. Leave a dirty comment for a chance to have it read on-air. Follow Nicole Byer: Tour Dates:nicolebyerwastaken.com/tourdates Twitter:@nicolebyer Instagram:@nicolebyer Facebook:www.facebook.com/nicolebyercomedy Buy Merch:https://www.teepublic.com/stores/nicole-byer?ref_id=964

65 MINNOV 15
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A Nightmare Wedding Experience (w/ Diona Reasonover)

Why Everybody Needs Therapy (w/ Therapist John Kim)

ELicensed therapist John Kim (aka The Angry Therapist, author of I Used to Be a Miserable F*ck) discusses the stigma stopping many PoC to join therapy, the challenges of being vulnerable as a therapist, and how long it takes to get over a breakup. Text John Kim at theangrytherapist.com You can play along and see Nicole's dating app profiles and photos on her Facebook at:https://www.facebook.com/pg/NicoleByerComedy Be sure to rateWhy Won't You Date Me 5-stars on Apple Podcasts. Leave a dirty comment for a chance to have it read on-air. Follow Nicole Byer: Tour Dates:nicolebyerwastaken.com/tourdates Twitter:@nicolebyer Instagram:@nicolebyer Facebook:www.facebook.com/nicolebyercomedy Buy Merch:https://www.teepublic.com/stores/nicole-byer?ref_id=964

57 MINNOV 8
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Why Everybody Needs Therapy (w/ Therapist John Kim)

Dating as a Virgin in your 30s (w/ Jake Kroeger)

EDating in your thirties can be nightmarish. Jake Kroeger (Stand-up, The Comedy Bureau) shares his experiences navigating the dating scene as a virgin, the cute story behind his first kiss at the age of 31, and his experience working with a professional matchmaker. Plus, Nicole reads an angry DM from a listener. Want Jake to take you on a comedy tour of LA? Book him on Airbnb: https://www.airbnb.com/experiences/41421 You can play along and see Nicole's dating app profiles and photos on her Facebook at:https://www.facebook.com/pg/NicoleByerComedy Be sure to rateWhy Won't You Date Me 5-stars on Apple Podcasts. Leave a dirty comment for a chance to have it read on-air. Follow Nicole Byer: Tour Dates:nicolebyerwastaken.com/tourdates Twitter:@nicolebyer Instagram:@nicolebyer Facebook:www.facebook.com/nicolebyercomedy Buy Merch:https://www.teepublic.com/stores/nicole-byer?ref_id=9649

46 MINNOV 1
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Dating as a Virgin in your 30s (w/ Jake Kroeger)

100 Episodes of Why Won't You Date Me (w/ Willam Belli)

EWow, it has been 100 episodes of the podcast and Nicole Byer is still single. In this live anniversary, Willam Belli (RuPaul's Drag Race, A Star is Born) joins Nicole to discuss love, his open marriage, cocaine, sleeping in drag, their arrest warrants, among so much more. Willam also shares how he fought to get the cut drag scenes from A Star Is Born back into the film, and gossip about drag culture in general. Plus- Nicole slept with a man while on tour, and asked him to record a review about their time together. In this landmark episode of WWYDM, we get an honest answer from a man who met and slept with Nicole whether or not he would date her. Be sure to rateWhy Won't You Date Me 5-stars on Apple Podcasts. Leave a dirty comment for a chance to have it read on-air. Follow Nicole Byer: Tour Dates:nicolebyerwastaken.com/tourdates Twitter:@nicolebyer Instagram:@nicolebyer Facebook:www.facebook.com/nicolebyercomedy Buy Merch:https://www.teepublic.com/stores/nicole-byer?ref_id=9649

69 MINOCT 25
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100 Episodes of Why Won't You Date Me (w/ Willam Belli)

Overcoming Emotional Setbacks (w/ Echo Kellum)

E"Please acknowledge your pain." Echo Kellum (Arrow, Rick & Morty) discusses overcoming life's pain after emotional trauma, controlling negative feelings, and his experience practicing abstinence as a Jehovah's Witness. They also discuss dream wedding locations, funerals, porn, and Nicole has a breakthrough- she's figured out what she's looking for in a partner. Check out Echo's SoundCloud: https://soundcloud.com/user-440510135 You can play along and see Nicole's dating app profiles and photos on her Facebook at:https://www.facebook.com/pg/NicoleByerComedy Be sure to rateWhy Won't You Date Me 5-stars on Apple Podcasts. Leave a dirty comment for a chance to have it read on-air. Follow Nicole Byer: Tour Dates:nicolebyerwastaken.com/tourdates Twitter:@nicolebyer Instagram:@nicolebyer Facebook:www.facebook.com/nicolebyercomedy Buy Merch:https://www.teepublic.com/stores/nicole-byer?ref_id=9649

55 MINOCT 18
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Overcoming Emotional Setbacks (w/ Echo Kellum)

Managing Anxieties During Intimacy (w/ Dave Ross)

E"I would eat my ass for flavor, and you can quote me on that." Dave Ross (stand-up, Suicide Buddies podcast) shares his experience performing at a sex club, the story behind his first handjob attempt, and how to manage anxiety when intimate. Plus, they discuss which body parts would be the tastiest to eat. Check out Dave's new special: The Only Man Who Has Ever Had Sex at http://sex.guns.beer You can play along and see Nicole's dating app profiles and photos on her Facebook at:https://www.facebook.com/pg/NicoleByerComedy Be sure to rateWhy Won't You Date Me 5-stars on Apple Podcasts. Leave a dirty comment for a chance to have it read on-air. Follow Nicole Byer: Tour Dates:nicolebyerwastaken.com/tourdates Twitter:@nicolebyer Instagram:@nicolebyer Facebook:www.facebook.com/nicolebyercomedy Buy Merch:https://www.teepublic.com/stores/nicole-byer?ref_id=9649

53 MINOCT 11
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Managing Anxieties During Intimacy (w/ Dave Ross)

Latest Episodes

Emojis are a Red Flag (w/ Whitney Cummings)

E"We're taught to laugh at guys' jokes that aren't funny so they don't feel insecure." Whitney Cummings (stand-up, creator of Two Broke Girls) explains why she likes to be the beta in her relationship, what's it like living with a sex doll of herself, and why emojis are a red flag for her. She also gives Nicole tips how to manage rowdy audience members at live shows and discuss why we shouldn't encourage bad jokes from men. Nicole shares the difference between dating improvisers and comedians. Check out Whitney's new podcast: Good for You Whitney Cummings. You can watch Nicole's episode here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aVbfBPkuQww

71 MIN1 h ago
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Emojis are a Red Flag (w/ Whitney Cummings)

Living with Nicole Byer (w/ John Milhiser)

ENicole's roommate John Milhiser (SNL, CollegeHumor) discuss how Nicole serves as a third in his relationship, if they've ever heard each other have sex, and their dog's drug problem. Plus, he shares what's life like living with Nicole Byer. Also, Nicole describes her experience crashing a motorcycle. Check out John's baguette Instagram page at @baguettemenots and watch his new movie Greener Grass. You can play along and see Nicole's dating app profiles and photos on her Facebook at:https://www.facebook.com/pg/NicoleByerComedy Be sure to rateWhy Won't You Date Me 5-stars on Apple Podcasts. Leave a dirty comment for a chance to have it read on-air. Follow Nicole Byer: Tour Dates:nicolebyerwastaken.com/tourdates Twitter:@nicolebyer Instagram:@nicolebyer Facebook:www.facebook.com/nicolebyercomedy Buy Merch:https://www.teepublic.com/stores/nicole-byer?ref_id=964

45 MIN1 w ago
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Living with Nicole Byer (w/ John Milhiser)

What's it Like to Finally Date a Good Guy (w/ Michaela Watkins)

EMichaela Watkins (SNL, The Unicorn, Big Mouth) has been boy crazy her whole life. She discusses the hot kids they were into, shares why her husband proposed with a t-shirt, and her mom's "orgies" with students. Plus, Nicole admits she's never said "I Love You" to anyone. You can play along and see Nicole's dating app profiles and photos on her Facebook at:https://www.facebook.com/pg/NicoleByerComedy Be sure to rateWhy Won't You Date Me 5-stars on Apple Podcasts. Leave a dirty comment for a chance to have it read on-air. Follow Nicole Byer: Tour Dates:nicolebyerwastaken.com/tourdates Twitter:@nicolebyer Instagram:@nicolebyer Facebook:www.facebook.com/nicolebyercomedy Buy Merch:https://www.teepublic.com/stores/nicole-byer?ref_id=964

44 MIN2 w ago
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What's it Like to Finally Date a Good Guy (w/ Michaela Watkins)

Having Tandem Sex (w/ Sasheer Zamata)

E"When you and your friend fuck at the same time, just in different places". Best friend Sasheer Zamata (SNL, Corporate) shares the time her and Nicole tandem-fucked in Canada and why it was an awful experience for the both of them. Sasheer shares her first kiss story and the time she witnessed a coke bottle dick. Nicole's dog got stoned again. Also, an unfortunate update with Zach. Plus, a special Audience Q&A segment where Nicole roasts a listener, provides pick-up advice, and discuss their drag king names. Recorded live in Tempe! Free Tracy's Dog vibrators were limited to the liveshow audience, but WWYDM listens can get 20% off! Just go to https://amzn.to/2NVrt67 with code "20LoveNicole". Offer valid until November 28th. Post your vibe and use the hashtag #ilovetracysdog! Be sure to rateWhy Won't You Date Me 5-stars on Apple Podcasts. Leave a dirty comment for a chance to have it read on-air. Follow Nicole Byer: Tour Dates:nicolebyerwastaken.com/tourdates Twitter:@nicolebyer Insta...

98 MIN3 w ago
Comments
Having Tandem Sex (w/ Sasheer Zamata)

A Nightmare Wedding Experience (w/ Diona Reasonover)

EDiona Reasonover (NCIS, I Love You, America) shares her nightmare wedding experience which included a rear-end accident, a broken wrist, a typhoon, an ASOS wedding dress, and multiple wedding crashers. On top of that, she met her wife's parents for the first time at her wedding! She also shares her experience dating while she was a carnie, why she doesn't wear her engagement ring in the summer, and how Kirsten Bell's presence cancelled her engagement plan. You can play along and see Nicole's dating app profiles and photos on her Facebook at:https://www.facebook.com/pg/NicoleByerComedy Be sure to rateWhy Won't You Date Me 5-stars on Apple Podcasts. Leave a dirty comment for a chance to have it read on-air. Follow Nicole Byer: Tour Dates:nicolebyerwastaken.com/tourdates Twitter:@nicolebyer Instagram:@nicolebyer Facebook:www.facebook.com/nicolebyercomedy Buy Merch:https://www.teepublic.com/stores/nicole-byer?ref_id=964

65 MINNOV 15
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A Nightmare Wedding Experience (w/ Diona Reasonover)

Why Everybody Needs Therapy (w/ Therapist John Kim)

ELicensed therapist John Kim (aka The Angry Therapist, author of I Used to Be a Miserable F*ck) discusses the stigma stopping many PoC to join therapy, the challenges of being vulnerable as a therapist, and how long it takes to get over a breakup. Text John Kim at theangrytherapist.com You can play along and see Nicole's dating app profiles and photos on her Facebook at:https://www.facebook.com/pg/NicoleByerComedy Be sure to rateWhy Won't You Date Me 5-stars on Apple Podcasts. Leave a dirty comment for a chance to have it read on-air. Follow Nicole Byer: Tour Dates:nicolebyerwastaken.com/tourdates Twitter:@nicolebyer Instagram:@nicolebyer Facebook:www.facebook.com/nicolebyercomedy Buy Merch:https://www.teepublic.com/stores/nicole-byer?ref_id=964

57 MINNOV 8
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Why Everybody Needs Therapy (w/ Therapist John Kim)

Dating as a Virgin in your 30s (w/ Jake Kroeger)

EDating in your thirties can be nightmarish. Jake Kroeger (Stand-up, The Comedy Bureau) shares his experiences navigating the dating scene as a virgin, the cute story behind his first kiss at the age of 31, and his experience working with a professional matchmaker. Plus, Nicole reads an angry DM from a listener. Want Jake to take you on a comedy tour of LA? Book him on Airbnb: https://www.airbnb.com/experiences/41421 You can play along and see Nicole's dating app profiles and photos on her Facebook at:https://www.facebook.com/pg/NicoleByerComedy Be sure to rateWhy Won't You Date Me 5-stars on Apple Podcasts. Leave a dirty comment for a chance to have it read on-air. Follow Nicole Byer: Tour Dates:nicolebyerwastaken.com/tourdates Twitter:@nicolebyer Instagram:@nicolebyer Facebook:www.facebook.com/nicolebyercomedy Buy Merch:https://www.teepublic.com/stores/nicole-byer?ref_id=9649

46 MINNOV 1
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Dating as a Virgin in your 30s (w/ Jake Kroeger)

100 Episodes of Why Won't You Date Me (w/ Willam Belli)

EWow, it has been 100 episodes of the podcast and Nicole Byer is still single. In this live anniversary, Willam Belli (RuPaul's Drag Race, A Star is Born) joins Nicole to discuss love, his open marriage, cocaine, sleeping in drag, their arrest warrants, among so much more. Willam also shares how he fought to get the cut drag scenes from A Star Is Born back into the film, and gossip about drag culture in general. Plus- Nicole slept with a man while on tour, and asked him to record a review about their time together. In this landmark episode of WWYDM, we get an honest answer from a man who met and slept with Nicole whether or not he would date her. Be sure to rateWhy Won't You Date Me 5-stars on Apple Podcasts. Leave a dirty comment for a chance to have it read on-air. Follow Nicole Byer: Tour Dates:nicolebyerwastaken.com/tourdates Twitter:@nicolebyer Instagram:@nicolebyer Facebook:www.facebook.com/nicolebyercomedy Buy Merch:https://www.teepublic.com/stores/nicole-byer?ref_id=9649

69 MINOCT 25
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100 Episodes of Why Won't You Date Me (w/ Willam Belli)

Overcoming Emotional Setbacks (w/ Echo Kellum)

E"Please acknowledge your pain." Echo Kellum (Arrow, Rick & Morty) discusses overcoming life's pain after emotional trauma, controlling negative feelings, and his experience practicing abstinence as a Jehovah's Witness. They also discuss dream wedding locations, funerals, porn, and Nicole has a breakthrough- she's figured out what she's looking for in a partner. Check out Echo's SoundCloud: https://soundcloud.com/user-440510135 You can play along and see Nicole's dating app profiles and photos on her Facebook at:https://www.facebook.com/pg/NicoleByerComedy Be sure to rateWhy Won't You Date Me 5-stars on Apple Podcasts. Leave a dirty comment for a chance to have it read on-air. Follow Nicole Byer: Tour Dates:nicolebyerwastaken.com/tourdates Twitter:@nicolebyer Instagram:@nicolebyer Facebook:www.facebook.com/nicolebyercomedy Buy Merch:https://www.teepublic.com/stores/nicole-byer?ref_id=9649

55 MINOCT 18
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Overcoming Emotional Setbacks (w/ Echo Kellum)

Managing Anxieties During Intimacy (w/ Dave Ross)

E"I would eat my ass for flavor, and you can quote me on that." Dave Ross (stand-up, Suicide Buddies podcast) shares his experience performing at a sex club, the story behind his first handjob attempt, and how to manage anxiety when intimate. Plus, they discuss which body parts would be the tastiest to eat. Check out Dave's new special: The Only Man Who Has Ever Had Sex at http://sex.guns.beer You can play along and see Nicole's dating app profiles and photos on her Facebook at:https://www.facebook.com/pg/NicoleByerComedy Be sure to rateWhy Won't You Date Me 5-stars on Apple Podcasts. Leave a dirty comment for a chance to have it read on-air. Follow Nicole Byer: Tour Dates:nicolebyerwastaken.com/tourdates Twitter:@nicolebyer Instagram:@nicolebyer Facebook:www.facebook.com/nicolebyercomedy Buy Merch:https://www.teepublic.com/stores/nicole-byer?ref_id=9649

53 MINOCT 11
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Managing Anxieties During Intimacy (w/ Dave Ross)
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