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Smith and Sniff

Jonny Smith and Richard Porter

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Smith and Sniff

Smith and Sniff

Jonny Smith and Richard Porter

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Jonny Smith is a car perv. Richard Porter founded Sniff Petrol. Together they are Smith and Sniff, two auto journalist friends who talk nonsense about cars and many other things.


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Latest Episodes

How to jump a car

EJonny explains how he once jumped a Ford Sierra Sapphire in honour of the Dukes of Hazzard. Plus, having a wee with Jason Plato and almost getting banned from Millbrook proving ground. The two things are related. Also in this show, memories of Bruntingthorpe, doing a 360 degree skid in a lorry, scary noises at a 1980s USAF base, fat Stig testing a dumper truck, the 50th anniversary of the Range Rover, and the only acceptable designs of three spoke alloy wheels.This episode is sponsored by Adrian Flux insurance. https://www.adrianflux.co.uk/standard/?utm_source=Smithandsniff&utm_medium=referral&utm_campaign=Podcast See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

51 MIN5 d ago
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How to jump a car

Bacs To The Future

EJonny has been hanging out with a DeLorean. Also in this episode, cars you’d completely forgotten about, the indignity of flicking on the wipers while trying to not to crash, nineties ballad singer Kia Shuma, people at school reunions that you don’t remember, how to talk like Magic FM, and showing your kids eighties movies. Plus, struggling to remember what happens in Back To The Futures 2 and 3 and realising that Doc Brown is a thief. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

42 MIN1 w ago
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Bacs To The Future

Jerry Seinfeld's chino trouser Porsche

EIf Seinfeld ordered a Singer 911 would he have the interior made to match his nineties clothes? Also in this episode, Richard can't move for discarded Vauxhall Vivaros and Jonny introduces the taxi driver's three click. Plus, tortoise sex, rubber wings, ghostriding Amazon deliveries, and why Asimo the Honda robot should come back to host Robot Wars (with a Glaswegian accent and wearing a very long coat). See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

49 MIN2 w ago
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Jerry Seinfeld's chino trouser Porsche

Commer comedy

EWhat happened when Jonny bought a cheap Commer camper van for a romantic break in Cornwall (Clue; it involved a naked hammock disaster). Plus, the terrible state of the new BMW 4 Series, the dangers of messing with the bin lorry, and why every coach driver dresses like the drummer from an amateur ska band. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

47 MIN3 w ago
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Commer comedy

Aston Martin needs to stop making cars

EJonny and Richard have a solution to Aston's problems. Also in this show, are we sad about Dyson cancelling their electric car or more upset about their dryers generating fine clouds of diluted urine? Plus, getting stuck on a yacht with your nemesis, being badly prepared for offshore power boating, and waking in the middle of the night to remember that they no longer make the Fiat Punto. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

49 MINJUN 1
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Aston Martin needs to stop making cars

On the run in a Focus RS

EWhich is worse; bolting in a fast Ford or misusing traffic cones? Also in this episode, getting stopped in someone else's Peugeot 306 cabrio and an inconvenient eBay reminder for Juha Kankkunen. Plus, we answer some listeners' questions, leading to talk about the coolness of the Ford Capri, the world's smelliest Nissan Laurel, and memories of a phone call with LJK Setright. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

49 MINMAY 25
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On the run in a Focus RS

Joy riding heavy plant machinery

EJonny tells an extraordinary story about why he once had to hide up a tree for seven hours. Plus, Commodore 64 versus BBC Micro Model B, city boys papping themselves in TVRs, a Passat GL5 that cost £45, the most popular cars for ravers, a Scirocco accident in Macclesfield, 911 battery trouble update and some unexpected plain clothes police cars. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

52 MINMAY 18
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Joy riding heavy plant machinery

Tiff Needell through a vocoder

EJonny reads an extract from Tiff Needell's autobiography through a vocoder and Richard gets annoyed by stupid claims in car ads. Plus, cars you always associate with a certain colour, the three week warranty on red Fiats, what the end of the rave era meant for yellow cars, Cher's poor Volkswagen maintenance, why Madonna hates power steering, the race-winning power of Brut after shave, 1980s cocaine car chases, the secrets of The Fall Guy truck, and using car names as Cockney insults. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

55 MINMAY 11
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Tiff Needell through a vocoder

Porsche Tamagotchi

ERichard has car trouble and Jonny has found an old Scalextric set in the loft. Plus, Gillian Anderson ASMR, Donald Trump losing control outside a cars and coffee, giving washing machines proper model names like cars, why Hot Wheels aren't to the same scale, and Jonny's guide to clapping. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

42 MINMAY 4
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Porsche Tamagotchi

Cardening

EWhy can't you use cars for gardening? Also in this episode, Monty Don's Dutton collection, the Pet Shop Boys’ position on leaf blowers, getting a new MOT before you sell a car, the correct way to pronounce Kärcher, Martin Brundle calling Richard a "bandit", and Jonny's mate Greasy Mark almost drowning in a sporty canoe. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

48 MINAPR 27
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Cardening

Latest Episodes

How to jump a car

EJonny explains how he once jumped a Ford Sierra Sapphire in honour of the Dukes of Hazzard. Plus, having a wee with Jason Plato and almost getting banned from Millbrook proving ground. The two things are related. Also in this show, memories of Bruntingthorpe, doing a 360 degree skid in a lorry, scary noises at a 1980s USAF base, fat Stig testing a dumper truck, the 50th anniversary of the Range Rover, and the only acceptable designs of three spoke alloy wheels.This episode is sponsored by Adrian Flux insurance. https://www.adrianflux.co.uk/standard/?utm_source=Smithandsniff&utm_medium=referral&utm_campaign=Podcast See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

51 MIN5 d ago
Comments
How to jump a car

Bacs To The Future

EJonny has been hanging out with a DeLorean. Also in this episode, cars you’d completely forgotten about, the indignity of flicking on the wipers while trying to not to crash, nineties ballad singer Kia Shuma, people at school reunions that you don’t remember, how to talk like Magic FM, and showing your kids eighties movies. Plus, struggling to remember what happens in Back To The Futures 2 and 3 and realising that Doc Brown is a thief. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

42 MIN1 w ago
Comments
Bacs To The Future

Jerry Seinfeld's chino trouser Porsche

EIf Seinfeld ordered a Singer 911 would he have the interior made to match his nineties clothes? Also in this episode, Richard can't move for discarded Vauxhall Vivaros and Jonny introduces the taxi driver's three click. Plus, tortoise sex, rubber wings, ghostriding Amazon deliveries, and why Asimo the Honda robot should come back to host Robot Wars (with a Glaswegian accent and wearing a very long coat). See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

49 MIN2 w ago
Comments
Jerry Seinfeld's chino trouser Porsche

Commer comedy

EWhat happened when Jonny bought a cheap Commer camper van for a romantic break in Cornwall (Clue; it involved a naked hammock disaster). Plus, the terrible state of the new BMW 4 Series, the dangers of messing with the bin lorry, and why every coach driver dresses like the drummer from an amateur ska band. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

47 MIN3 w ago
Comments
Commer comedy

Aston Martin needs to stop making cars

EJonny and Richard have a solution to Aston's problems. Also in this show, are we sad about Dyson cancelling their electric car or more upset about their dryers generating fine clouds of diluted urine? Plus, getting stuck on a yacht with your nemesis, being badly prepared for offshore power boating, and waking in the middle of the night to remember that they no longer make the Fiat Punto. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

49 MINJUN 1
Comments
Aston Martin needs to stop making cars

On the run in a Focus RS

EWhich is worse; bolting in a fast Ford or misusing traffic cones? Also in this episode, getting stopped in someone else's Peugeot 306 cabrio and an inconvenient eBay reminder for Juha Kankkunen. Plus, we answer some listeners' questions, leading to talk about the coolness of the Ford Capri, the world's smelliest Nissan Laurel, and memories of a phone call with LJK Setright. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

49 MINMAY 25
Comments
On the run in a Focus RS

Joy riding heavy plant machinery

EJonny tells an extraordinary story about why he once had to hide up a tree for seven hours. Plus, Commodore 64 versus BBC Micro Model B, city boys papping themselves in TVRs, a Passat GL5 that cost £45, the most popular cars for ravers, a Scirocco accident in Macclesfield, 911 battery trouble update and some unexpected plain clothes police cars. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

52 MINMAY 18
Comments
Joy riding heavy plant machinery

Tiff Needell through a vocoder

EJonny reads an extract from Tiff Needell's autobiography through a vocoder and Richard gets annoyed by stupid claims in car ads. Plus, cars you always associate with a certain colour, the three week warranty on red Fiats, what the end of the rave era meant for yellow cars, Cher's poor Volkswagen maintenance, why Madonna hates power steering, the race-winning power of Brut after shave, 1980s cocaine car chases, the secrets of The Fall Guy truck, and using car names as Cockney insults. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

55 MINMAY 11
Comments
Tiff Needell through a vocoder

Porsche Tamagotchi

ERichard has car trouble and Jonny has found an old Scalextric set in the loft. Plus, Gillian Anderson ASMR, Donald Trump losing control outside a cars and coffee, giving washing machines proper model names like cars, why Hot Wheels aren't to the same scale, and Jonny's guide to clapping. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

42 MINMAY 4
Comments
Porsche Tamagotchi

Cardening

EWhy can't you use cars for gardening? Also in this episode, Monty Don's Dutton collection, the Pet Shop Boys’ position on leaf blowers, getting a new MOT before you sell a car, the correct way to pronounce Kärcher, Martin Brundle calling Richard a "bandit", and Jonny's mate Greasy Mark almost drowning in a sporty canoe. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

48 MINAPR 27
Comments
Cardening
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