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I Apologize In Advance

Katie Canavan & Aaron Hess

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I Apologize In Advance
86 MIN2015 DEC 17
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Malika was a 30 year old virgin, and according to her voice coach, definitely not a whole person.  A few glasses of wine and uber rides later, she was ready to tell us her story.  Aaron and Katie discuss whether Christmas is Sexy, the creepy and amazing quality of AOL chatrooms on teenagers, and bringing significant others home for the holidays.  A gay pirate searches for his lost comrades.  A three snort episode for all the virgins of every age.

bringing partners home for the holidays
home for the holidays starring holly hunter and iron man
inappropriately sexy presents from mom for your girlfriend
Katie is a hip, trendy, quirkster
Christmas is Anti-Sexy
Sexy vs. Snuggly binary
Christmastime is a mountain of snuggles
30 year old virgin
“do you want to cyber?”
sex is a gift, your virginity the wrapping paper, and patriarchy is super disgusting and miserable
virginity as a liability
voice teachers are all assholes
the nicest pair of pajamas that you own
participating in all of the positions
use condoms you silly virgins!
shame (?)
religious conservative sexual shame
your parents giving you a sex book
humans are the sexiest animals in the world
SEX AT DAWN
WHY IS THE PENIS SHAPED LIKE THAT?
porn sounds vs. porn images
needing a ride home gets you laid
surprise car makeouts
buy the new 2016 four door Hyundai Smoochfest
the definition of a sexy friend
asexuality and the mandatory participation in sexual relevance
he asked me to be his girlfriend on AOL
the nature of trolling
#justoveralls
Aaron is probably a robot